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[ellienihon]

You Are a Henna Gaijin!

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!

You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.

You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."

While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.

Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.



What's *Your* Japanese Subculture?

Henna means strange. And if you look at the other outcomes, they are true to life (vending machine panties and all)

Comments

[kitmouse.livejournal.com]

I bought a pair of vending machine panties once. They frightened me. Still do, in fact.

[ellienihon.livejournal.com]

The used ones, right? Why did you buy them?

[kitmouse.livejournal.com]

Nah, not the used ones. I was in Brighton, a very...umm...well, a town that's much like Hillcrest in population and spirit. :) There was this vending machine on the boardwalk next to the beach that sold girl's panties. I was terribly amused by the idea, and got a pair. They turned out to be a bright yellow thong of the cheapest, nastiest fabric you can imagine. They made it back to work with Master, and he and Alex amused themselves with it for quite a while. ;)

[ellienihon.livejournal.com]

In Japan, they have vending machines selling used schoolgirl panties. Like other machines selling pornographic material, these machines have glass that can only be seen through at night, when they turn the light on inside. I shudder to think where they get their supply from.